The Marmite man-Ruth

“No,” he said, “I like Marmite.”  Jeff was annoyed that his cousin was about to put jelly on his toast.  “What the heck is Marmite?” his cousin responded. “Only the best spread known to man!” exclaimed Jeff.  This is when Jeff learned that Marmite did not exist in America.  This was going to be a long family visit, Jeff thought.  Jeff refused to give in so easily.  He kept searching, contacted every store to see if they had it, he even checked The Door Store! He was that desperate.  I guess I will have to use Nutella instead, he thought.

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