Original idea and concept by Nathaniel. (I asked him for permission beforehand)
“Once upon a time,” the hobo explained, “there was this guy who fell off his bike because he ran into a candy bar.” “GASP!” Chad screamed. Chad was always extremely greasy for some reason, and his favorite animal is giraffes. “Was it a salted caramel chocolate bar?” He inquired. “NOOOO…!” The hobo yelled out as he writhed in pain. He had been hit by a parked car! “Chad… one… last… thing…” He whispered, “the candy bar was… brown… and MELTED!…” “Oh gee golly!” Said Chad, confused and disappointed.