“If you touch the iron while its plugged in, you will get candy.” My sister says.
Ha! She thinks I’m stupid. If I touch it while its plugged in, I will burn my hand. So I have a master plan. Not all 7 year olds are stupid.
I sneak downstairs, and I see the smoke coming from the hot iron. It was unreasonably big. So, I unplugged it, and waited 30 seconds for it to cool of like I did with my oatmeal. I touched it, and quickly ran to the bathroom to rinse my burning hand off.
I don’t understand life.