Hello, my name is Ron. I live in the town of irons, and living in this town, I am an iron. I will take you on a tour. This is the statue of our founder, King Irony III. He bravely lead our people to this settlement to live. He was very brave, but he was struck down in a battle against the microwaves. However this was two hundred years ago. All the microwaves are gone, they were lead away by their leader. They were tired of all the fighting, smart people. Anyway, that was my tour. Thanks for stopping by!