There lived a mushroom kingdom, far, far away. The land inhabited red and brown mushrooms that happily roamed the area. One day, while the red mushrooms were playing Hide n’ Seek, the brown mushrooms asked if they could play too. The red ones said no. The brown ones, with a wistful look in their eyes, started attacking the red ones. The red mushrooms evacuated the kingdom using a big boat with an oar. It has been 1,250 years, and the brown mushrooms still rule the land. All treaties the red ones sent were wrinkled by the brown ones, never mentioned again.