This is not a real person. This is a joke. Someone is pulling the fringe off of the throw pillows, and when I washed the black clothing, it all faded, so that’s great. And now we’re all out of the eggs we needed to make enchiladas! Life is so hard, worrying about washing all of the expensive, excessive clothing we never should have bought. Now, if I were you, I’d worry about more important things, like the people around me or the consequences of my actions. But my parents taught me to worry about stupid things, so you should too.