When Mr. Boaterman went down to the dock this evening to take a midnight sail, he discovered something horrible: his boat had vanished! “How could she just vanish?” He cried. His family tried to comfort him, but Mr. Boaterman could not be comforted. “And that is our reserve news story, now we have to make stuff up,” The news narrator finished. But what they didn’t know was that Mr. Boaterman was gazing through the security cameras to find his dear missing yacht boat. He soon spotted it in the tower cafeteria, which was surrounded by windows. He then grabbed it.