One day two mushroom kingdoms went to war, the red mushrooms, and the brown mushrooms. The rule between the two countries is that each mushroom colony has to stay on their side, until one day the brown mushroom colony came over with a wistful look in their eyes.
“WE WANT THIS LAND!”
Bang! Bam! Everyone was fighting for the land until the red mushrooms ran away with boats and oars
“THAT’LL TEACH YOU!”
”WOW! That story was so cool grandpa! Was that real?!”
“Yep! That’s why none of the brown colony remembers us! We were wrinkled away.”