What happened will blow your mind. I am that dude, and that cup was my village. All the pillows and other things in my house fell out of it. I was very angry at first, but then I froze. I saw a huge baby named Theo and he tried to grab me, but I dodged his hand. I was screaming at the top of my lungs. I of course sounded like a ping noise to Theo. He got so tickled by my voice, he started to laugh. He laughed super hard, until he peed. That’s what happens in my story.