This is one of the craziest stories in my life! So i was walking at my Grandma’s house and I saw a  goat made out of stone. So i walked toward it and I got blasted back by a shield.” AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!”. I turned into a marble horse. A horse. Out of all the other animals a horse now I’m just annoyed. I think the goat got here by eating Nathaniel because it looked kinda derpy. I think the shield is here to eat people and turn them into underrated animals. Oh there goes the bull. No No! Don’t ram me!!!