Once upon a time there was an ironing contest. All of the old ladies competed in it because of the grand prizes: $1,000 and a big ironing trophy. “You’ll never beat my ironing, Francine!” Sharon said. “No way!” Said Francine. “I’m way better than you in ironing AND at Bingo!” “We’ll see about that!” Said Sharon. After all of the old ladies got into the building, they started ironing. Everyone was quiet except for Sharon and Francine, who were arguing the whole time. When the contest finished, it was a draw between Francine and Sharon. They decided to split the winnings.