“The town is painted red, and for aesthetic purposes. Unfortunately, a lot of paint got on the pavement, so we have to get rid of it.” said a local before the incident.
“The ladder they had used to paint all of the high walls was last seen sinking into the ocean, along with 29 tons of asphalt pavement. The people of the town, appalled by the situation, threw their coins in the water, which still confuses many today. The town suddenly disappeared, and was later seen transforming into A HELICOPTER?!?! Wait, who wrote the script? Timmy baker did. Why Timmy? Why?!”